I'm not cynical...am I?

May 25

This ain't no artblog, guys: You are now a timelord -

thearabian-guardian-of-fun:

derpyeponine:

thefrenchgal:

derpyeponine:

the-lost-doctor:

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration looks like

your job (or one of…

I am The Procrastinator.

I’m 57 years old and if you, TheFrenchGal, become my companion, we’ll have grand adventures across Time and Space!

… But right now, I got important Procrastinating to do…

saywhat-hetalia:

sclez:

gathouria:

TOILET, WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME

TOILET

TOILET!?

GODDAMNIT TOILET LISTEN WHEN I’M SPEAKING TO YOU.

IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYWAY. YOU ARE ALWAYS SO FULL OF SHIT.

(via thefrenchgal)

May 01

My brother got me Guild Wars 2 a few days ago…

… goodbye social life.

Apr 24

Went to supanova on Saturday, met Mamoru Hosoda (director of ‘Wolf Children’) and got his autograph along with a drawing of Ame… so happy.

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Happenings in my house

• Dad: Don't put the new knives in the dishwasher, okay?
• Me: Why?
• Dad: Because you'll blunt them
• Brother: Oh, did you hear that laddie, he said we'll blunt the knives!
• Dad: ...what
• Me: BLUNT THE KNIVES, BEND THE FORKS
• Brother: SMASH THE BOTTLES AND BURN THE CORKS
• Dad: ... no

solluxtopus:

pixiusmaximus:

solluxtopus:

whenever youre sad imagine your icon descending from the heavens and gently whispering “ding dong what is wrong” in your ear

WHY DID I EVER THINK MAKING THIS POST WAS A GOOD IDEA

(Source: mond0, via thefrenchgal)

… The first thing I see on my dash…

(Source: theoddgifdump, via thefrenchgal)